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DC United as New York Turns in Bullish Performance
“This mirror makes me look 10 years younger!” screamed Jackson, as he frightened a little boy. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon) Final Score: Nationals 5, Mets 2. Dame of the Game: Bryce Harper: 2-4, 2 R, 1 3B,...
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Dan Uggla Forgets How to Do Baseball, Nats Win in 13
I’m really looking forward to coming next time for Toetown Tuesday, when presumably they’ll replace all the intense pictures of players’ faces with pictures of their wiggling toes. Final Score:...
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Edwin-ter is Coming: Jackson’s Orgasmic Performance Freezes Cards Offense
“Okay, how who did it. Who took my last pop tart. Fess up before I get really angry.” (Photo by Patrick McDermott/Getty Images) Final Score: Nationals 8, Cardinals 1 Dame of the Game: Edwin Jackson: 8...
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25 or 11 to 5: Chicago Instrumental in Making Nats Fans Happy
Edwin Jackson is a really entertaining juggler, even with just one ball. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images) Final Score: Nationals 11, Cubs 5. Dame of the Game: Adam LaRoche: 4-4, 2 R, 2 HR, 2 RBI, 1 BB....
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Only Fit to Clipp Toes: Clippard Is Demoted From Job as Fingernail Clipper...
Senator John McCain wanders around the stadium bothering fans with boring war stories. (Patrick McDermott/Getty Images) Final Score: Brewers 4, Nationals 2 Dame of the Game: Edwin Jackson: 8 IP, 1 ER,...
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A Jackson Led Massacre: DC Leader Causes Trails of Tears for Nats Fans
Shane Robinson gets real excited when his teammates give him treats. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson) Final Score: Cardinals 12, Nationals 2. Dame of the Game: Zach Duke: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 BB, 0 R. Zach, you were...
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NLDS Game 3: Badwin Jackson
I stopped off before the game at the Flags and Balloons Convention. Did the Nats win: Nah. Was it fun to watch: It was literally the least pleasant experience I’ve ever had watching a baseball game in...
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Goodbye, John Lannan
Enjoy your new career as a dog groomer. Bill Ladson is reporting that the Nationals have non-tendered John Lannan. After bringing in Gio and Jackson last season, and with Detwiler outperforming...
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Nationals Sign Dan Haren
Taken moments after a good hand lick. There are benefits and downsides to sleeping late. On the plus side I feel more rested, I let my sore muscles recuperate, and I spend less time awake still unable...
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The Curse of the Billy Errors: A Cubs Series Recap
Game 1: Despite Ryan’s protests, the ump went through with his dick punch, captured here mid-windup. (AP Photo/Nick Wass) Nationals 7, Cubs 3 This is Ian Desmond’s world and we’re all just living in...
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